"Help everyone by not squirreling things away on your cart! If you don't need it, put it away!"
- Max Stearns
"Use a particle skirt on the side of your drivetrain to prevent particles from getting inside your gearing!"
- Casey Pickett
"Singing the national anthem louder guarantees a 110% increase in points."
- Elias Raider
"Stop being lazy and slacking, you lazy slackers! "
- Mr.McQueen, probably at some point